James Bond 007, The Spy Who Loved Me. Declassification of the 10th James Bond movie including opening, title song, credits, villains, girls, gadgets, chases, binds, one-liners, and locations.

Opening

• ski chase down mountain and off cliff, saved by parachute

Title Song/Credits

• "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon
• naked silhouetted women doing gymnastics on gun barrels

Villains

• Karl Stromberg, nuclear submarine hijacking shipping magnate and underwater colonizer (Curt Jurgens)
• Jaws, bodyguard with metal teeth (Richard Kiel)
• Sandor, heavy (Milton Reid)

Girls

• Major Anya Amasova, Russian agent XXX (Barbara Bach)
• Naomi, Stromberg's escort (Caroline Munro)
• log cabin girl (Sue Vanner)
• Arab harem girls (Felicity York, Dawn Rodrigues, Anika Pavel, Jill Goodall)
• Felicca, Fekkesh's messenger (Olga Bisera)
• hotel receptionist (Valerie Leon)

Gadgets

• Lotus Esprit, car that turns into submarine and has surface-to-air rockets, cement sprayer, harpoon guns, oil release and limpet mine dispenser
• Atlantis, tarantula-shaped underwater headquarters that can surface
• Liparus, submarine swallowing ship
• missile motorcycle sidecar
• wetbike
• elevator with opening floor that drops occupant into shark pit
• rifle ski pole
• under-table tube gun
• ticker tape watch
• cigarette case microfilm viewer
• sleep gas cigarette

Chases

• ski chase down mountain and off cliff, saved by parachute
• Lotus Esprit chased by missile-firing motorcycle, car and helicopter on winding roads of Sardinia off pier into ocean
• submarine Lotus Esprit chased underwater by jetpack scuba divers

Binds

• freefalling off cliff, saved by parachute
• about to be shot from behind by Sandor, Felicca cries out and he spins her around to take the bullet
• choked and about to be bitten by Jaws on train, electrocutes metal teeth with lamp
• chased off pier into ocean, car turns into submarine
• discovers live grenade in dead captain's hand, throws it into water just before it explodes
• must pull detonator from nuclear missile without touching surrounding impulse conductor circuit, and does
• hung up near detonator seconds before it explodes, transport starts moving again and he drops down to safety
• nuclear missiles on two submarines programmed to strike New York and Moscow, reprograms each missile to strike other submarine, missiles narrowly miss striking each other
• facing drop into shark pit while in elevator, spreads legs to put feet on outer rim of floor
• facing the firing of Stromberg's under-table tube gun, rolls aside out of chair and then shoots back through tube, killing Stromberg
• fighting with Jaws, activates and positions magnet to lift Jaws by his metal teeth and drop him in the shark pit
• with Atlantis sinking and filling with water, activates escape pod
• at Anya's gunpoint for the killing of her co-agent lover, makes final request to "get out of these wet things," which Anya takes him up on

One-liners

• "Well, let me try to enlarge your vocabulary," kissing and responding to log cabin girl's "Oh, James. I cannot find the words"
• "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures," when offered Arab harem girl
• "Oh, I find I live much longer that way," to Felicca's "You are very suspicious, Mr. Bond"
• "Well, I had lunch, but I seemed to have missed dessert," when asked by Felicca if there's anything he'd like
• "What a helpful chap," after getting Fekkesh's location from Sandor and knocking him off of building to his death below
• "With the farrows," when Anya asks where Fekkesh is
• "Hope you enjoyed the show - goodnight," to Anya after defeating her bodyguards
• "Good staff is hard to find these days," after Anya apologizes for her bodyguards exceeding their orders
• "I have the oddest feeling we'll be meeting again sometime," to Anya as he leaves for a prior engagement
• "We've really got to stop meeting like this," after Anya gets into back of Jaws' van just after he does
• "He was cut off - permanently," when Anya asks what happened to Kalba on his call
• "Unless I get it first," when Anya insists she will get the microfilm
• "Egyptian builders," after Jaws causes scaffolding to collapse on himself
• "Try the big one," as Anya fumbles to get the key in the ignition as Jaws tears into roof
• "Can you play any other tune?" after Anya grinds the gears of the van
• "Let's try reverse - that's backwards," as Anya fumbles with the gearshift
• "Would you like me to drive?" to Anya as she floors it but goes nowhere because Jaws is pushing against van in opposite direction
• "Women drivers," after Anya drives the van forward into a stone wall
• "Gorilla must have his teeth fixed by a riveter," flexing sore hand from punching Jaws' jaw
• "Is there anything I can do to warm you up?" to Anya's "It's getting cold"
• "That's the part I like," to Anya saying sometimes shared bodily warmth is a necessary survival tactic
• "The thought never crossed my mind," to Anya's "You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?"
• "Uh, just when it was getting interesting," when Anya stops kissing him to get a cigarette
• "Boring, Moneypenny - in fact I dropped off," when he enters still wearing his tux from the night before and Miss Moneypenny says it must have been quite a party
• "That'll bring tears to your eyes," to Anya as a switchblade sword activates as they pass in Q's lab
• "He just dropped in for a quick bite," after nearly being bitten by Jaws, electrocuting his teeth with a broken lamp and pushing him off of train
• "Q, have I ever let you down?" as he drives off quickly before Q can explain to him the features of his car
• "Moneypenny being a little over-efficient," explaining to Anya why their reservation is for two separate bedrooms
• "What a handsome craft - such lovely lines," referring to Naomi's boat as she boards it
• "All those feathers and he still can't fly," after missile motorcyclist drives through feathers from the truck he exploded and off of cliff
• "You ever get the feeling somebody doesn't like you?" to Anya after being shot at by helicopter
• "It's time we said goodbye to an uninvited guest," before blowing up helicopter with a surface-to-air rocket
• "Alone at last," to Anya after Lotus has safely converted to submarine
• "I think you just delivered it," to hotel receptionist's, "I have a message for you"
• "How does that grab you?" to Jaws as he is lifted by his metal teeth by a magnet
• "Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad," explaining to Anya why maybe he misjudged Stromberg
• "Let's get out of these wet things," as a last request to change Anya's mind about killing him to avenge her lover's death
• "Keeping the British end up, Sir," when asked what he's doing in bed with Anya

Locations

• Asgard Mountain, Baffin Island, Canada
• Pyramids of Gîza, Egypt
• Sardinia, Italy
• Malta
• Scotland
• Okinawa, Japan
• Switzerland
• Bahamas, underwater

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