James Bond 007, On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Declassification of the 6th James Bond movie including opening, title song, credits, villains, girls, gadgets, chases, binds, one-liners, and locations.

Opening

• saves Tracy from drowning herself in the ocean and from heavies, but, rather than thank him, she races off in his and then her car

Title Song/Credits

• "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" by John Barry Orchestra
• naked silhouetted women posing majestically and scenes from previous Bond movies projected as the sand in hourglasses

Villains

• Ernst Stavro Blofeld, SPECTRE agent #1 with no earlobes petting white cat on lap, set on hypnotizing an army of beautiful allergy patients into destroying life with Virus Omega, an infertility virus (Telly Savalas)
• Irma Bunt, Blofeld's den mother (Ilse Steppat)
• Grunther, Blofeld's guard (Yuri Borienko)
• Che Che, heavy (Irvan Allen)

Girls

• Tracy Di Vicenzo, Draco's daughter whom Bond marries at the end (Diana Rigg)
• Ruby Bartlett, allergy clinic patient (Angela Scoular)
• Nancy, allergy clinic patient (Catherina Von Schell)
• ten other allergy clinic patients from various countries being hypnotized into 'angels of death' (Julie Ege, Mona Chong, Sylvana Henriques, Dani Sheridan, Joanna Lumley, Zara, Anoushka Hempel, Ingrit Back, Helena Ronee, Jenny Hanley)

Gadgets

• safe-cracking portable photocopier
• makeup compact radio receivers
• miniature camera
• purple-glowing antisepsis entrance to Blofeld's headquarters
• radioactive lint

Chases

• night ski chase down Swiss Alps from Piz Gloria, Blofeld's headquarters
• day ski chase down Swiss Alps with jumps from cabin roofs, ending in chase and envelopment by avalanche
• bobsled chase down bobsled track
• car chase down snowy, winding mountain roads onto stock car ice race track
• cat and mouse with Tracy's Ford Cougar down winding seaside roads overlooking Muchaxo Guincho Beach in Portugal

Binds

• at gunpoint on beach, kicks up as he lies down in a boat and knocks gun from heavy's hand
• fighting with heavy in surf, holds him face down until he appears to be drowned
• about to be hit in the back of the head with a boat anchor, grabs boat oar, steps aside and fights heavy off with oar
• being escorted by three of Draco's heavies to Draco, fights and disarms them all and gets inside Draco's office alone with knife aimed to throw at Draco's head
• locked in cable car engine room, tears out pockets to use as hand mitts and escapes moving hand-over-hand along cable
• hanging high in the air from cable with cable car approaching, drops onto top of cable car just before cable wheels run over his hands
• down to only one ski, stops at edge of cliff and clotheslines two skiers, taking one of their skis and sending them both over the cliff
• cornered in bell house, out-fights two guards and escapes out window
• with little choice but for MI6 to succumb to Blofeld's demands, contacts Draco to arrange an aerial demolition of Piz Gloria by helicopter
• about to run bobsled over live grenade, jumps from bobsled and track into snow just before grenade detonates
• with Blofeld getting away on bobsled, runs alongside, jumps and grabs onto back of bobsled. After being dragged behind bobsled, climbs up into sled and fights Blofeld. With Blofeld on top and pushing Bond's helmet into the side of the track, Bond lifts him upwards with his legs into an overlying tree branch
• stopped at an overlook on his way from his wedding, ducks to dodge a drive-by shooting by Blofeld and Bunt, only to discover that Tracy, his new wife, has been shot dead

One-liners

• "This never happened to the other fellow," after he saves Tracy, but, rather than thank him, she races off in his and then her car
• "Please stay alive, at least for tonight," to Tracy's "People who want to stay alive play it safe"
• "Gate crusher, I'll leave you to tidy up," to Che Che after beating him up and knocking down him and a gated divider in Tracy's hotel room
• "I'm superstitious," to Draco's "But, today's the 13th, Commander," after throwing his knife into the 14th day of the calendar on the wall behind Draco's head
• "Much too far from you, darling," after Miss Moneypenny asks him where he's been
• "You must give me the name of your oculist," to Draco's "She likes you. I can see it," after Tracy gives Bond a cold reception
• "Just a slight stiffness coming on - in the shoulder - due to the altitude no doubt," to Irma's "Is anything the matter?" after Ruby writes her room number on his inside thigh with lipstick
• "Well, back to work - you have no idea how it's piling up," after arranging separate dates with three women in the same evening
• "He had lots of guts," after guard chasing on skis fails to clear path being cleared by snow blower and gets ground up and blown by snow blower
• "Guns make me nervous," after he machine guns guard in the gut and as he takes handgun from his hand before he falls to the floor
• "He's branched off," after hanging Blofeld up in overlying tree branch from bobsled
• "Thanks, Q, but this time I've got the gadgets, and I know how to use them," at his wedding after Q offers him any assistance needed in his marriage

Locations

• Schilthorn, Muerren and Bern, Switzerland
• Portugal

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